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mrshezza:

claraboobearbum:

mrshezza:

so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”

Did no one notice swag plank?

dont you dare insult william he is a great young man

mrshezza:

claraboobearbum:

mrshezza:

so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”

Did no one notice swag plank?

dont you dare insult william he is a great young man

(Source: uta-sama)

tonystarks:

captain america: the winter soulja boy tell’m

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(Source: omgxxxdoll)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: extremely long egg
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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: extremely long egg

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: extremely long egg
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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: extremely long egg

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